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Christmas Down The Pub

by Crash Induction

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Our attempt to bag the coveted Christmas Number 1 slot.

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Christmas time, it's such a crime
Kids are drunk on the mulled wine
With 4 bars on the fire, the cat's pulled down the tree
I know a place where I'd rather be

I just wanna spend Christmas down the pub
I don't care who I offend or snub
I can't eat all that festive grub
Coz I just wanna spend Christmas down the pub

I don't wanna stuff the turkey
Or make small talk with my family
They treat me like a loser
Uneducated bruiser
I get more respect at my local boozer

There's always crap on the TV
I know where I'd rather be
Not watching the Queen or Doctor Who
I know what I'd rather do
Neck a pint of my favourite brew

A bag of pork scratchings and a pint of beer
That's my kind of Christmas cheer
Stick your 'Ho Ho Ho' and your happy new year

Keep your head down don't answer the door
I can't spend all day with the mother-in-law
Can't drink cider in my pants all day
Trivial Pursuits I won't play
So I'm out the door and I'm on my way

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released December 16, 2020
Iron Mike
PsychoMart
Crazy Neil
Darth Swin

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Crash Induction Northampton, UK

Kick-ass punk from Northampton/Milton Keynes.

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